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You see something funny and scream,
"LOL, CTFU, ROFL"
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You sign off and your screen says
you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
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You fall asleep,
but instead of dreams you get IMs.
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You beg your friends to get an account
so you can "hang out."
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You get a second phone line
just to call out for pizza.
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You purchase a vanity car license plate
with your screen name on it.
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You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh"
instead of laughing.
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When someone asks you what you just said,
"Scroll up".
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You sneak away to your computer
when everyone goes to sleep. |
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You get up at 2 am to go to the bathroom
and turn on your computer instead. |
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You talk on the phone with the same person
you are sending an instant message to. |
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You start to experience "withdrawal"
after not being online for awhile. |
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You get up in the morning
and go online before getting your coffee. |
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You end your sentences with.....
three or more periods....... |
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You think faster than the computer. |
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You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people
with {{{hugs}}} and **kisses**.
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Being called a newbie
is a major insult to you. |
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You say BRB while on the phone. |
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You are fluent in typo
and consider it your second language.
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The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to
are the ones who have an email address.
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When you decline a real date with a live person
cause your cyber friend (whom you've never met)
is waiting online for you. |
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When you have to clean your keyboard
with a Q-tip to dislodge the food particles. |
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You go on to "check mail" for 4 hours at a time. |
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You have been late for work
because something happened on line.
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You talk about cyber people
more than people not on line.
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You can't talk on the phone
without calling them by their screen names.
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Although you don't know what they look like,
you become insanely jealous of people
hitting on your cyber love.
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You talk to your computer screens |
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You use computer lingo at work/school by accident. |
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The first and last things that they do
during the day are online. |
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You find it impossible to not state what
action you are doing. (ie. LMAO @, RME, QQn @)
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You meet some one you like off line
and wish they had a profile for you
to read
so you can get to know their personality a lit better. |
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Your typing skills improve.
You can type better then your secretary at work. |
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You get more mail delivered
from your server than your postman. |
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You re-enter a room in your house and say "BACK" |
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You understand the humor in this page
because
you've committed these acts yourself. |
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You constantly find yourself doing things
you said
you would never do when you first got online. |
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You swore it was impossible to become addicted. |
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