Don't steal, the government
doesn't like competition
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Things get better as they age ....
I'm aproaching Maagnificent!
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ACCOUNTANTS
are good with figures.
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Your driving a car,
Not a phone booth |
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What if the Hokey Pokey
IS what it's all about? |
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Yes, this is my truck,
No, I won't help you move |
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Keep Honking
I'm Reloading |
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Don't Believe
Everything you think! |
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AMBULANCE DRIVERS
come quicker. |
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BAND MEMBERS
play all night.
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Sorry for Driving
so close in front of you |
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Chocolate fixes everything
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BASKETBALL PLAYERS
score more often.
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Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once. |
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Somewhere in Texas
a village is missing its idiot. |
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SUPPORT THE TROOPS
Bring Them Home |
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When Clinton Lied
Nobody died |
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I respect you opinion
I just think its stupid |
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MADNESS in the name of GOD
is still MADNESS |
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Whatever hits the fan will
not be evenly distributed |
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People would rather be wrong
than different |
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Put down your cellphone
your blocking my shot. |
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