 I started with nothing and still have most of it left. |
| Forget About World Peace Visualize Using Your Turn Signal |
| I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks |
| If it isn’t broken, fix it until it is. |
| If morons could fly, this place would be an airport. |
| Happiness Can’t Buy Money. |
| Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? |
| If you can read this, Thank a Teacher, If it's in English, Thank a Veteran |
| Had to get rid of the kids!!! Dog was allergic! |
| Everyone is entitled to my opinion. |
| Be sure to stop and smell the roses, just don't get a bee up your nose. |
| Lord, Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am. |
| Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot! |
| Eat more lamb...10,000 coyotes can't be wrong! |
| We now interuupt this marriage to bring you the football season. |
| Why do they call it "Tourist Season", if we can't shoot them????? |
| I don't suffer from Insanity: I enjoy every minute of it! |
| Gun Control Means Hitting Your Target |
| Everyone is entitled to my opinion |
| I have not yet begun to procrastinate |
| Somewhere there's a village missing their idiot - GO HOME!! |
| I miss you so much it hurts almost as bad as when you are here. |
| I volunteer because your life may depend on it! |
| Volunteer firefighters still make house calls |
| If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? |
| He loves me, he loves me not. It matter not, he's what I got |
| Lord, save me from your followers ! |
| Hang up and Drive!! |
| We brake for Geocaching |
| Madness takes its toll! Carry exact change. |
| We do not skinny dip, we chunka dunk |
| Reach out and touch someone.No,not THERE! |
| I have the body of a god, unfortunately it is Budha |
| I have lots of friends, you just can't see them. |
| I used to be schizophrenic, but now we are ok |
| Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway. |
| If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? |
| You! Out Of The Gene Pool -- Now! |
| Body By Nautilus, Brain By Mattel. |
| Boldly Going Nowhere. |
| Caution -- Driver Legally Blonde. |
| Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends. |
| All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. |
| It’s a shame stupidity isn’t painful. |
| You can send me to college but you can't make me learn. |
| BEER! It's not just for breakfast. |
| Can't read? Call 1-800-illiterate |
| Gambling problem? Bet we can help! |
| The voices told me to stay home today and clean my guns. |
| 5 out of 4 People Don't Understand Fractions. |
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