* immaculate ... recently washed.

* rough condition ... too bad to lie about.

* needs minor overhaul ... needs engine.

* engine quiet... if you use 90-weight oil.

* can drive it anywhere ... (within 5 miles)

* needs major overhaul ... better phone the junkyard.

* rebuilt engine... cleaned the spark plugs.

* drive it away... I live on a hill.

* desirable classic... nobody wants it.

* rare classic... nobody wanted it even when it was new.

* stored 15 years... (in a farmer's field)

* ran when stored... Won't start.