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He turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable.
 Now he's miserable and depressed. David Frost
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty good questions. (Woody Allen)
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups -
bachelors and husbands. Jacques Languirand |
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| A terrible thing happened to me last night - nothing. Phyllis Diller |
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| After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. W.C.Fields |
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| All I want is more and more and more. Is that asking too much? |
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| Armpits live lives of quiet perspiration. Patrick Murray |
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| Get out of my way! I'm in a hurry to get home and relax. |
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| Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. Rich Jeni |
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| How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way. |
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| I know I need to learn patience. Where can I take a crash course? |
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| I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest. Stefan Berman |
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| I started out with nothing. I still have most of it. Michael Davis |
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If only God would give me some clear sign!
Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. Woody Allen |
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| I'm going to stop putting off things starting tomorrow. Sam Levenson |
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| Insanity doesn't run in our family - it practically gallops. Cary Grant |
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| It takes a lot of experience for a woman to kiss like a beginner. Joan Rivers |
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| Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. Joseph Wood Krutch |
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| Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life. Garfield |
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