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| Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy |
| People who blow kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope |
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
 alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. Aex Levine
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| What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. Henry Youngman |
| A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking. Martin H.Fischer |
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.
That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know. Mistinguett |
A man in love is incomplete until he has married.
Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor |
| A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. |
| Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller |
| A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. H.L. Mencken |
A study of economics usually reveals that the best time
to buy anything is last year. Marty Allen |
A woman begins by resisting a man's advances
and ends by blocking his retreat. Oscar Wilde |
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's;
she changes it more often. Oliver Herford |
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can never
remember if it is the thirteenth or fourteenth. George Burns |
| All the things I like doing are immoral, illegal or fattening. Alexander Woollcut |
| Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
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| Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde |
| Anyone who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot. Groucho Marx |
| Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. Mae West |
Apart from health, family, friends, possessions, memories, rights and reputation,
what do you have to lose. Ashleigh Brilliant
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| Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable. Joseph Addison |
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and
she'd come in and sink all my boats. Woody Allen
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| His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets. Dorothy Parker |
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