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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at
 the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" Jay Leno |
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit, no use being
a damn fool about it. W C Fields |
| If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. |
| If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin |
| I'll give you a definite maybe. Sam Goldwyn |
| I'm not against half-naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be... Benny Hill |
| If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it. |
I'm a modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words,
a girl who can't get a man. Shelley Winters |
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well
make it dance. George Bernard Shaw |
In the language of flowers the yellow rose means friendship, the red rose
means love, and the orchid means business. E.C.McKenzie |
| It is bad luck to be superstitious. Andrew W. Mathis |
| It's better to be looked over than to be overlooked. Mae West |
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when
the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns |
| It's impossible to ravish me I'm so willing. |
| I've had a perfectly wonderful evening ... but this wasn't it. Groucho Marx |
| Love is blind, which is why it has such a keen sense of touch. Jane Mansfield |
| Man has his will - but woman has her way. O.W.Holmes |
| My husband chased me until I caught him. Pia Zadora |
| My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. Errol Flynn |
My second favourite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head
on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Brombeck
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| My wife does wonderful things with left overs. She throws them out. Herb Shriner |
| Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Mark Twain |
| No one goes to that restaurant anymore - it's too crowded. Yogi Berra |
| Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. Neils Bohr |
| Pushing forty? She's clinging onto it for dear life! |
| She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. |
| Tell me, how did you love my picture. Samuel Goldwyn |
| The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. Dudley Moore |
| The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement. Ann Landers |
| The only really happy people are married women and single men. H.L.Mencken |
The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a book,
your library card has expired. M. Berle |
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