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| Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. Groucho Marx |
| Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. Benny Hill |
| A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring. Louis Nizer |
| A town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. Lyndon B.Johnson |
| Time's fun when you're having flies. Kermit the Frog |
| To err is human but it feels divine. Mae West |
| Wagner's music is better than it sounds. Mark Twain |
| We lived for days on nothing but food and water. W.C. Fields |
| When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm even better. Mae West |
| Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. Groucho Marx |
| A man does not go bald; he gains face. Chinese Proverb |
| After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done. |
| As men get older, the toys get more expensive. Marvin Davis |
| Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution. Robert Zend |
| Every bride has to learn it's not her wedding, but her mother's. Luci Nugent Johnson |
| God cannot alter the past but historians can. Samuel Butler |
| I enjoy taking myself by surprise. Peter Ustinov |
| If seeing is believing, some sceptics wouldn't look. |
| If you can't beat 'em, confuse 'em. Harry S.Truman |
Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church
 they're staying away from. John Erskine
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| People have one thing in common: they are all different. Robert Zend |
Remember Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it
backwards and in high heels. Ann Richards |
| Thank God for the last minute. Otherwise nothing would ever get done. |
| The play was a success but the audience was a failure. Wilde Oscar |
| Too much of a good thing is wonderful. Mae West |
| Why does it take so much luggage to get away from it all? Doug Larson |
| Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do. Oscar Wilde |
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