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You now think of three espressos as "getting
wasted." |
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You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. |
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You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. |
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You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?" |
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Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. |
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You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. |
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You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page. |
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Your daughter just bought on and "Oldies" CD all the records your college roommate used to play that you most despised. |
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You try to enter your password on the microwave. |
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Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen. |
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You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. And now sells for half the price you paid. |
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The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you. |
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Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. |
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Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. |
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You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow. |
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You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet. |
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Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes. |
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You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living. |
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You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week. |
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You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock. |
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You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person |
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